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Colon Cooter

Rectum?...Damn near destroyedum!
It's not a Bussy, Terrance. It's a Colon Cooter.
by McTobes January 12, 2026
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if-coding

When you start writing a code and find yourself overusing conditional/if statements inefficiently, making your code long, messy and unreadable. This strategy is often used by people new to coding, or people that have not planned out how they will write their program. In addition to spamming if statements, if-coders also often do not follow the rules of object oriented programming. They will often only have one class file and will include all of the code for the objects they could have made in that class, resulting in a (very) long code that is hard to read and hard to expand off of, which often leads to code abandonment.
Example 1*

Person 1: Last night I was making a pretty cool game, but I found myself if-coding, and I had to abandon it.

Person 2: Oh wow that's gotta suck.

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Example 2*

New Coder: Hey check out this cool game I made!

Experienced Coder: This is a big piece of if-code. Your game sucks.

New Coder: Well my mom thought it was pretty cool...
by YetAnother13YearOldBoy November 12, 2013
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Black coconuts

When a bitch is giving you head, and right when you're about to cum, she bites your balls as hard as she can.
Right when I was about to finish, that crank ass hoe bit down, and gave me black coconuts!
by Neilanie August 23, 2016
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Sizzling coconuts

When a girl puts Bengay on your testicles as motivation for hard pounding
She said my performance was lackluster , so she gave me a sizzling coconuts.
by Zach DeJarnatt July 6, 2016
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The Coconuts

Established in 2010, a group consisting mostly of New Jersey and New Yorkers, who prides themselves on NYC underground raves, clubs and festivals. They are crafty, fun-loving and always down for the after party. Their "never say no" policy allows new members to join a crew that truly treats you like family, and parties like a fraternity.
We were down at Output last night and ran into the coconuts.....it's 9am.....they are still going.
by Vigilante1012 June 15, 2016
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falling coconut

When you poop out of a palm tree on someone's face.
Shit. I just got hit by a falling coconut on tue beach.
by Mintberrycrunch756 November 20, 2017
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Swiss Colon

A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.

Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.

Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.

Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.

Mark: Ja.
by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018
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