Hung like a clown 

To be well endowed. To have a penis so large that you cannot get fully erected without passing out from lack of blood flow to the brain.

Me: "Dude! Did you see Ben in the Shower? He's hung like a clown. I couldn't look away"
Pete: "You know what they say about a man with big feet? ....Ouch!"

Hung like a clown by Rex Uranus December 8, 2021

class clown 

A class clown is someone that has a huge amount of confidence (but some might just be conceited).They are the ones that make students laugh to get attention. It is class clowns that are well known and sometimes even part of the popular kids. They tend to have a bit of a vendetta against teachers or those of higher authority.

As soon as a teacher leaves the class clowns are the ones who will go berserk

class clown by Acidee August 22, 2011

Indiana clown pie 

To completely cover a girl's face in cum, resembling a pie being smashed in ones face

Mark gave Jamie the CRAZIEST Indiana clown pie last night. It was insane.

Indiana clown pie by MMjr April 21, 2008

Down to Clown 

To engage in shenanigans, allowing all inhibitions to be released into one glorious act of tomfoolery.

- Did you see the hott piece last night?
- Yeah, she was totally Down to Clown!

Down to Clown by Robb the Knob 937 February 1, 2010

Felching the clown 

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.

1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.

Felching the clown by Selevan May 3, 2013

orange shit clown 

trump, donald j.

It's amazing that so many people vorted for that orange shit clown.

orange shit clown by RalphieD May 22, 2017

Dyke Clown 

A skinny, short spiked hair liberal,(male or female) who cares more about the environment and the Ozone than they do about anything else. This person more than likely voted for Hillary Clinton.

Yo dawg , I just caught that Dyke Clown Sandy with the frosted tips, pleasing her snatch with a maple leaf, in her hybrid.

Dyke Clown by Rat Domd888inguezRAy Dominguez May 11, 2017