Chode piece

A half man half gerbil like creature who’s sole mission in life is to take as many shits as he can and leave half used toilet paper spread all over.

That chode piece beat us up the trail this am, look at all this nasty shit paper! What a chode piece!

by Laskan Tony December 20, 2022

Chode Canal

(noun) The moist canal in most female mammals, including humans, that extends from the cervix of the uterus to an external opening between the labia minora

Dude, she had the loosest chode canal

by NewKindOfClown October 23, 2011

The Jimmy Chode

The Jimmy Chose is a penis wider than it is long, or a chode, with the addition of one testicle or the birth monotestcular, with the testicle being square and the head being sharp and pointed.

Colin: Leo do you have The Jimmy Chode
Leo: No...

Jimmy: I DO

by Lenard the 7/11 Employee June 1, 2015

Magnum Chode

A chode, but the size of either a .357 magnum, a .44 magnum or a .500 magnum round. Unlike a magnum dong a magnum chode is an extra small penis, while the magnum dong is an extra large one.

I hate Jerry, he probably has a magnum chode.

by UNSCgrunt226 August 12, 2017

Overnight Chode

A guy or girl who was once cool as fuck but seemingly turned into a dick smoke over night. This usually occurs for no reason.

Fuckin James used to the coolest mf ever until last month he became an overnight chode.

by MyVeinyMeat February 14, 2022

Chode toes

Someone who has ugly toes that look like nubs

Ew look at harriers chode toes they are disgusting

by Alien geezer November 24, 2021

chode-docking

when one guy has a spaghetti peen and the other has a chode and the spaghetti peen goes inside the chode's urethra creating a CHODE DOCK.

Yo Dequavis lets do some chode-docking rn.

by LilHIV+ November 19, 2019