captain original

the gayest person in the world ha

man captain origal is gay, she has red in her hair, a lip ring and likes deathcap for cutie

by Stinky magee January 28, 2005

captain smelly pants

An derogatory term, can be used in any situation. Generally doesn't carry much offence, but can be used specifically if one was to "shite themselves"

Oli: Hey Lar
Lar: Hey captain smelly pants...

by LordBlunkey July 14, 2004

Captain Crunch

Jizz in a beard that turns crunchy.

Matt loves to give Del a Captain Crunch.

I hate waking up with Captain Crunch in my beard.

by engfavoritepeps October 9, 2012

Captain Crunk

nirav
guju
crunk
Neal Patel

Under the proper chemicals are consumed, Neal becomes......CAPTAIN CRUNK

by GuJu October 9, 2003

CAPTAIN JACK

A very feared pirate that is known for his pet t-dogg and his ways with women the captain knows no fears and is been described as the most wicked pirate to ever walk round college he wears glasses and rusty sword and a ugly hat he owns to slaves that r nicknamed pineapple head and vinurity.

(captain jack)

by jv:D March 20, 2011

captain ron

The victim of a go-kart accident...definetly not a pirate. He is a sailor.

"Sounds like a pirate."

by andyfellovernet July 14, 2003

Captain Ralboon

Captain Ralboon originated from Frank, the l33test man ever, the vanquisher of nubbles (Baby noobs) and nobs.

Arch Enemy, Commander Nooblar.

(reverse spelling of ralboon=nooblar)

"Captain Ralboon swiftly pwned benny w/ honar"

by FRANK teh LEET October 12, 2004