Pony Bumps

1. Bumps caused in girls hair after wearing a ponytail for a long time.

2. Ugly bumps in hair.

1. I shouldn't have worn a ponytail the day of prom because now I have bad pony bumps.

2. Cassie tried curling her hair but it turned out to be a bunch of pony bumps.

by gurli March 7, 2009

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019

Natty Bumpo

While performing cunnilingus the woman bucks her hips upward into one's nose, causing bleeding. The man wipes the blood off with his hands and grabs the woman's face running the blood across it with his fingers creating the illusion of Indian Ceremonial face paint. (Natty Bumpo, also known as Hawkeye from from Nathaniel Hawthorne's Last of the Mohicans was played by Daniel Day Lewis in the movie adaptation).

I got a Natty Bumpo last night, but at least he didn't wipe it on my new sheets, they're Egyptian cotton.

by Duke Overstreet April 16, 2009

Kick Some Bumps

To get in you're car and crank you're shit as loud as it goes with the subsbumpin

Dude let's go kick some bumps in the Lambo

by BornOfVengeancE February 28, 2009

bumps

Another way to describe an STD.

Dude dont go messin with that girl I heard she's got the bumps!

by Travis May 26, 2004

love bumps

The lovley little hills of pus filled joy that one get's on his/her respective penis/vagina after engaging in sex with somebody infected with herpes

That fooking slut gave me the love bumps!

by Shaggy_357 May 6, 2006

monkey bumps

A playful name for a lady's breasts.

Man: I'm bored.
Lady: Do you wanna get naked and play with my monkey bumps?
Man: <gets naked>

by crxchaos June 7, 2005