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ninja bottom 

In sexual intercouse between two gay men, the partner who acts as the bottom, or receiver, although in public he gives off the mentality of being a top, or a giver.
I hear that Austin and his boyfriend broke up because he was too much of a ninja bottom. I guess the saying must be true: "Two bottoms don't make a top."
ninja bottom by jayteedizzle December 7, 2010
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Soggy bottom 

When a construction worker with a Humongous Ass is working in high heat and bends over and His Ass Crack is showing and his Underpants and Pants are soaked
Hey Houston look at that Fat Surveyor bending over, He's Got Soggy Bottom
Soggy bottom by Big Dog Drake September 6, 2018

glass bottom boat 

To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.
I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.
glass bottom boat by The kush October 22, 2008

cougar bottom jeans 

A form fitting pair of jeans that woman over 40 wear to show off their shape when they go out on the prowl
Cougar 1: Now that your divorce is final you should go to this club with me to get back in the dating game.
Cougar 2: Yeah, but I was married for so long that I don't have anything to wear.

Cougar 1: We are both the same size, I have these great pair of Cougar Bottom Jeans you can wear. When I wear them the young guys can't keep their hands off me.
Cougar 2: Well then go get them and I will try to get a baby sitter.
cougar bottom jeans by damondolla February 22, 2010

glass bottom boat 

when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them
that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.
glass bottom boat by stephanieboat February 17, 2007

POWER BOTTOM 

A gay male who specializes in his dick taking abilities. Dicks must be larger then 10 inches to be considered a power bottom. Usually Latino men with larger then normal booties.
My dude Gus is a power bottom, he can handle all the meat.
POWER BOTTOM by YALSYAK January 10, 2018

glass bottom boat 

the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face

people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.
dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.