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anger up the blood 

1: to irritate so that it makes one's blood become angry.

2: to cause, by reason of stupidity, ineptitude, malice, or uncaring, the blood of another to become angry.

3: to think certain thoughts or participate in any such behaviour that would tend to cause your own blood to become angry.
"I don't read newspapers, they anger up the blood."
anger up the blood by goodcop8 November 14, 2007

Cumbubble Vagina Blood Burp 

The inevitable result of being an absolute unabashed whorebeast that lives only to be pounded by every dick or dick shaped object repeatedly all day errra day. These CBVBB's have every known STD and many unknown ones as well. If you encounter a CBVBB they may be disguised like a woman, a grade school teacher or your mom. Beware of their charms like showing you their tits, grabbing your dick or trying to shove your dick in their diseased puss or anus.
You: Brochacho I feel like my dick might fall off.
Friend: Why? What happened man?
You: Dude I fucked this nasty girl last night on the tail end of a fuck train.

Friend: Oh no you fucked a Cumbubble Vagina Blood Burp!!
You: Yeah man worst part is, it was your mom.

Monkey's Blood 

Northern English name for Strawberry Sauce.

Originating from the comparable colour of blood and strawberry sauce. There is no real explanation as to why is it specifically the blood of a monkey.
"eh-ah, bust us some monkey's blood on ma 99 please"
Monkey's Blood by jesusfuck! October 5, 2009

monkey blood 

Raspberry syrup, typically applied to a 99 ice cream cone by a Mr Whippy in a northern industrial town.
"Can I have a flake in that please? And plenty of monkey blood."
monkey blood by northnog February 8, 2012

No blood for oil 

a slogan used by antiwar protestors to denounce wars fought in lands where oil is abundant and other countries have business interests at.
1. In 1991 I saw bumper stickers protesting the first Gulf war. They said "Troops out now! No blood for oil."

2. When American and foreign troops were in Somalia obstensibly on a food drive and "nation building" exercise some people protested by stickers and T-shirts also saying "No blood for oil" because the pre-anarchy Somalian port of Mogadishu was believed to be once a stopover and replenishment place for oil tankers.

3. America is at war in Iraq once again and the phrase is being used once again: NO BLOOD FOR OIL!

squeeze blood out of a turnip 

You can't get something from a person, especailly money, that they don't have i.e. A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile
He's no snitch; you'll squeeze blood out of a turnip before you get any real answers from him.