baked potato

an absolute munted vegie or person

"see that cripple over there he's a baked potato"
"see that person/thing he's a baked potato"
also can be directed at gays "oh fuck its a baked potato"

by potpat May 8, 2022

bake some muffins

To smoke pot and get high. Occasionally used as code among teen friends and peers.

Pot head 1: Hey, lets meet later at my place and bake some muffins.

Pot head 2: Okay, I'll see you later.

by Pot head 1 October 8, 2011

Baked potato cum

1; Potato Starch

I like using baked potato cum in my pizza dough!

by Questionable_guy September 25, 2021

Bake

A word for a guy who tries to get a girl despiretly for one month.Then entirely fucking it up like he fucks up everythig.

Jake just pulled a bake

by The sexy librarian May 14, 2018

BAKED BIRD

ˈbeɪkt bə d noun

under the influence of chicken wings.

"GET BAKED NOT FRIED"

"Hey, how's it going?, Shall we get BAKED BIRD tonight?"
"Who's feeling to get BAKED BIRD?"

by Baked Bird November 28, 2021

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

Clam Bake

When a woman's vagina is hot and sweaty (usually after a great workout or being in extreme heat), she would have a clam bake.

"If it gets any hotter in here, it's going to be a clam bake!" Sally said while sitting in her car without AC

by Vanilla Thunder7 August 22, 2016