Window Dopping

An activity that envolves throwing bouncy balls or tiny pieces of uncooked meat at the second story window of an attractive girls home. Most common in warm climate areas such as California, Florida, and Texas. Infamous in Chicago, Illinois though.

Adam Levine decided to go Window Dopping on Martha's house last night. When a piece of sirloin stuck to her window, she didn't even know what hit her.

by Other Vincent Bondage October 17, 2006

Texas Window

A sexual procedure in which one partner lies down and stretches saran wrap across their face, whilst the other partner proceeds to poo on said saran wrap.

I just gave that bitch a texas window

by kegers July 21, 2004

Window Warrior

A paranoid tweaker who is constantly peeking out of windows for no apparent reason, searching for something that may or may not ever be there.

Stop being a fucking window warrior and get some sleep.

by Rudy and EM October 17, 2006

put the panties on the window

Roll up the window.

It's cold! Put the panties on the window!

by ILUV2B4N March 29, 2010

Windows© licker

Someone too mentally challenged to use computers (specifically, the Windows platform) effectively or even in a competent manner.

"That Windows© licker couldn't even turn on his powerstrip without tech support."

by walrus1985 January 17, 2009

window jack

The act of masturbation while resting your chin on a windows seal and watching your neighbor lay out in the sun. All the while, dressed in nothing but a 1985 pair of terry cloth running shorts cut so short that simply sitting on the bed exposes a hint of your grundel and nut bag.

"Man, my mom caught my brother window jacking the other day. He must have been mesmerized by her bikini spider."

"Dude that's tore."

"Yeah, he couldn't put it away fast enough because he was giving himself the shocker at the same time."

by liquidnails May 13, 2006

Window Hopping

Getting into a place by going through the window.

When Gen got home her house was locked and she had forgotten her keys in the house, so she had to go window hopping to get inside.

by Trent Pettyjohn May 10, 2007