Guess who's in my mouth

A popular party game, many men (ideally 10 or so) gather in a room while one guy gets on his knees blindfolded, then one random guy puts his penis in the blindfolded man's mouth, the blindfolded man must then guess who's in his mouth.

Me and the other guys got together last night and played "Guess who's in my mouth" all night.

by dickman 2.0 April 11, 2010

girls who eat the rich

EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH

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EAT THE RICH
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EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH
girls eat the rich.

Fred: WHAT IS GOING ON MY DAD WAS JUST EATEN?
Alyssa: Was he rich?
Fred: Yes?....
Alyssa: Opps sucks for him i guess he was caught
Fred: By who?
Alyssa: girls who eat the rich

by peepeeissmall April 8, 2021

Girls who eat carrots

Thick orange girls with skin that changed color because they only eat that snack

Yo you see all these girls who eat carrots recently?

by Anon3475 January 1, 2021

people who play magic

Guys that have fun and get a shit ton of girls

Red Deck = Guys that always win and get alot of girls
Blue Deck = Smart guys that steal everyone else's girls because they're smart
Black Deck = Girls love the black deck people for obvious reasons and go ham
White Deck = Guys that make sure everyone gets girls
Green Deck = Guys that get girls alot

There are a ranks in Magic:
Noobies - fags that don't play (take it in the butt from other guys)
Wizards - Guys that play and get girls
Sage - Guys that play alot and get alot of girls
Grand Sage - Guys that never lose and plow girls 24/7

People who play Magic = We play magic, girls love us and want the D

by Grand Sage Mordal Etu-Gromar December 3, 2013

he who ate all the caviar

Any two-bit, dime-a-dozen rapper who raps about the same old bullshit like cars, clothes, jewelry, girls, booze, drugs, etc. ad nauseum. Tends to be highly materialistic, shallow and superficial. Popularized by Mac Miller in his song of the same name.

Max: Oh look, he who ate all the caviar just released another dull, boring, generic rap song.
Tom: Man that guy sucks. How the hell did he ever manage to get so popular?

by Berudagon January 20, 2015

people who define their names on urbandictionary

Complete fucking retards

people who define their names on urbandictionary can go fuck themselves

by AnalPrincess69 June 6, 2016

Who told you to put the balm on?

A response to someone who does something that undermines a perfectly devious strategy, taken from the words of Jackie Childs from Seinfeld when Kramer put balm on his thighs which cured the burns from a hot cup of coffee, thus thwarting their strategy to sue for permanent disfigurement.

I set up a fake meeting in my calendar so I wouldn't have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. Who told you to put the balm on?

by RJPSYR September 1, 2009