Porch Whale

A person with a dump truck like figure , who posses at least two tons of fun and is current existing on there porch/porch area

Hey man you see Becky over there , girls looks like a god damn porch whale

by Captian full send May 30, 2021

Crystal whale spearing

A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.

Me and the boys went crystal whale spearing last night! It was awesome!

by Lorangecreampopsicle February 10, 2023

Sign of the whale

A reference to a popular bar in Washington, DC that is conspicuously located next to the strip club Camelot. Claiming to visit this bar is a euphemism for having gone instead to Camelot.

Girlfriend waiting on the corner: "Wait, did you just come out of Camelot?"

Boyfriend having just come out of Camelot: "No way baby, I was in Sign of the Whale."

by DC hood rat October 13, 2011

Coping a whale

A phrase commonly use to mind-fuck people.

'Hey man you Coping a whale right now?"
"what the fuck is that supposed to mean?"
"yeah you be Coping a whale."
"what the fuck are you saying?"

by Louie Low Red March 8, 2013

fat stupid whale

Yo Mama

Yo Mama the fat stupid whale was near the beach again.

by TheBriMan1234569 November 10, 2014

Ur moms a whale

Ur moms a whale means when u call a girls mom a fat person saying ur moms a whale!

Hey ms y, ur moms a whale! Said Miguel.

by BKsmooooth October 17, 2019

Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

A humorous misheard song lyric in the song "Purple Haze." The actual lane is "Excuse me while I kiss the sky."

Today, it is used as an umbrella term for misheard lyrics in various songs.

Fun Fact: Sometimes, when Jimi Hendrix performed this song, he would actually say "Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" to screw with the audience.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 12, 2022