ur mom

a fine ass women i slept with last night

"Q=what did u eat today?. A=ur mom"

by Iamshy4u August 25, 2021

ur mom

the answer to any question

whats 2÷7.43?

ur mom

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

ur mom

Best way to counter argue anything, unless they use it back

A: U suck
B: I suck on ur mom
A: I suck on ur mom
B: I suck on ur mom
Endless cycle continues

by JokerMain666 August 28, 2021

ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021

UR MOM

UR MOM IS SOMEONE WHO I AM BUSY WITH EVERYDAY

UR MOM

by skrtskrt4 September 1, 2021

ur mom

the lovely woman with mommy milkers

peter: man, what were you doing last night?
jesus: i laid ur mom

by nicki minaj 🦄 June 3, 2021

Ur mom

Some stupid thing Middle School Xbox boys say

Like actually shut the fuck up ur 10 go play with legos or something ur mom isn't funny

by Stfu stop taking every name June 4, 2021