one of the most arrogant universities in the world. known for rowdy, obnoxious fans, thug football players, and thinking they are special by putting the word 'THE' in front of their name. Also known for seeing how many kids they can cram onto their campus.
Dude 1: Why does Ohio State University have so many uneducated, drunk fans?
Dude 2: Because most of their fans are band-wagons that have little to no affiliation with the school what so ever.
Dude 2: Because most of their fans are band-wagons that have little to no affiliation with the school what so ever.
by wnstni April 27, 2008
Get the ohio state university mug.A college where one goes to get rammed in the ass several times a day. When necessary, bukakke will also be awarded. Full of frat-tastic douche bags and wiggers. All males are dumbasses, while only a select few of the females are intelligent and sexy. The majority of the girls are dumb though. Most do not care about education, and are too stupid to go to a real college anyway. Much more like a large community college, rather than a university.
Guy 1: Why are you so damn stupid?
Guy 2: I go to Eastern Washington University.
Guy 1: I completely understand.
Guy 2: I don't know shit.
"Yes! I'm going to college! I have a 2.1 GPA and didn't even apply till late August!"
"That's not even a real college. Have fun getting fucked up the ass."
"Oh....."
Guy 2: I go to Eastern Washington University.
Guy 1: I completely understand.
Guy 2: I don't know shit.
"Yes! I'm going to college! I have a 2.1 GPA and didn't even apply till late August!"
"That's not even a real college. Have fun getting fucked up the ass."
"Oh....."
by pubefloss33 June 3, 2009
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Mount St. Mary's High School is a great place to experience college life...if you have the ability to erase four (to six) years of memory from your brain. Apart from the tremendous athletic facilities, a parking Nazi, inexpensive meal plans, and a wonderful core curriculum, the Mount offers you the chance to really discover your inner asshole. Located in the scenic villa of Emmitsburg, the Mount offers a community atmosphere where everybody knows your name...and everyone you ever hooked up with. If promiscuity or blacking out is your intended major, you definitely want an application form (don't worry, you don't need any previous education to get in). If there's one word to describe this incredible academic institution it is: awkward. Everywhere you go someone is bound to say something behind your back or yell it across the cafeteria (poor mop girl).
If these advantages haven't piqued your interest, I'm sure that you can't say no to the chance to join a clique that you thought you had to leave in high school. There are several to choose from: any athletic team, the smoke-on-the-stairs squad, the God squad/Wellness, etc.
As far as the student body is concerned, you may not want to look. The girls are hottt and the guys are the nicest ones around...HA! Girls: skinny in the fall, plump in the spring, no dessert stamp is safe. There is no Freshman 15 at this school...better make it 30. Get a little booze in the system and no penis is safe. Guys: like loud rap music (85% white), steroids, and freshman girls (a lot). If you plan on finding a future husband/wife here, good luck.
Well, I'm sure this definition has provided enough incentive to make you throw your hands in the air in excitement for America's oldest independent college...ahem university. If you've decided to continue your academic endeavors at this institution, make sure you bring lots of money to buy lots of Busch Light and cigarettes. Maybe I'll see you around the Mount and we can hang out with "Bitter Beer Face" and the rest of Public Safety at the apartments. Peace out.
Mount St. Mary's High School is a great place to experience college life...if you have the ability to erase four (to six) years of memory from your brain. Apart from the tremendous athletic facilities, a parking Nazi, inexpensive meal plans, and a wonderful core curriculum, the Mount offers you the chance to really discover your inner asshole. Located in the scenic villa of Emmitsburg, the Mount offers a community atmosphere where everybody knows your name...and everyone you ever hooked up with. If promiscuity or blacking out is your intended major, you definitely want an application form (don't worry, you don't need any previous education to get in). If there's one word to describe this incredible academic institution it is: awkward. Everywhere you go someone is bound to say something behind your back or yell it across the cafeteria (poor mop girl).
If these advantages haven't piqued your interest, I'm sure that you can't say no to the chance to join a clique that you thought you had to leave in high school. There are several to choose from: any athletic team, the smoke-on-the-stairs squad, the God squad/Wellness, etc.
As far as the student body is concerned, you may not want to look. The girls are hottt and the guys are the nicest ones around...HA! Girls: skinny in the fall, plump in the spring, no dessert stamp is safe. There is no Freshman 15 at this school...better make it 30. Get a little booze in the system and no penis is safe. Guys: like loud rap music (85% white), steroids, and freshman girls (a lot). If you plan on finding a future husband/wife here, good luck.
Well, I'm sure this definition has provided enough incentive to make you throw your hands in the air in excitement for America's oldest independent college...ahem university. If you've decided to continue your academic endeavors at this institution, make sure you bring lots of money to buy lots of Busch Light and cigarettes. Maybe I'll see you around the Mount and we can hang out with "Bitter Beer Face" and the rest of Public Safety at the apartments. Peace out.
by aBigFan April 22, 2005
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Man I love Kansas University. It's the greatest place in the whole entire world. Muck Fizzou Muck Fizzou Muck Fizzou.
by yo mommmmmmmmmmma November 6, 2007
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In the beginning Jacksonville University was an all womans school dominated by the fine arts and general liberal arts education. As the school slowly grew the board of trustees wanted to cultivate a "Harvard of the South" image.
Today, Jacksonville University is a coed university of around 2000 students offering a general liberal arts education dominated by the Fine Arts department at Harvard prices.
Other than that, the university has no distinguishing features or achievements other than the campus is reasonably pretty and the city of Jacksonville is passable a place as any to spend your time while going to college.
Jacksonville University is referred to by its students as simply JU. It is referred to by the faculty as " The Hardest University In The World to Get Fired From"
It is the college students in and around the Jacksonville area. " went to once" or briefly considered while attending the famous JU Student Center Keg parties, before they sobered up of course.
Like most colleges, JU has a bunch of fraternities...rah rah rah. Unlike most universities JU has no sports programs to speak of and almost no community support for the programs that do exist. JU had a brief fling at national exposure in men's basketball in the early 70's. Like all things JU, the team lost to UCLA in the NCAA tournament final and rapidly faded to obscurity as the citizens of the fair city of Jacksonville droped JU like a bad habit.
Other than that...nothing.
JU could have been a great school except that the short sighted Board of Trustees have a good comfortable thing going as do the faculty. Just as a sports or academic program seems to be taking off, the Board pulls the rug out and puts the money back in the fine arts department.
As they say, JU put the "ME" in mediocrity.
Go Dolphins.
In the beginning Jacksonville University was an all womans school dominated by the fine arts and general liberal arts education. As the school slowly grew the board of trustees wanted to cultivate a "Harvard of the South" image.
Today, Jacksonville University is a coed university of around 2000 students offering a general liberal arts education dominated by the Fine Arts department at Harvard prices.
Other than that, the university has no distinguishing features or achievements other than the campus is reasonably pretty and the city of Jacksonville is passable a place as any to spend your time while going to college.
Jacksonville University is referred to by its students as simply JU. It is referred to by the faculty as " The Hardest University In The World to Get Fired From"
It is the college students in and around the Jacksonville area. " went to once" or briefly considered while attending the famous JU Student Center Keg parties, before they sobered up of course.
Like most colleges, JU has a bunch of fraternities...rah rah rah. Unlike most universities JU has no sports programs to speak of and almost no community support for the programs that do exist. JU had a brief fling at national exposure in men's basketball in the early 70's. Like all things JU, the team lost to UCLA in the NCAA tournament final and rapidly faded to obscurity as the citizens of the fair city of Jacksonville droped JU like a bad habit.
Other than that...nothing.
JU could have been a great school except that the short sighted Board of Trustees have a good comfortable thing going as do the faculty. Just as a sports or academic program seems to be taking off, the Board pulls the rug out and puts the money back in the fine arts department.
As they say, JU put the "ME" in mediocrity.
Go Dolphins.
by gfeet June 23, 2009
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A college or university where people use to study at, now primarily used as an excuse to waste mom and dad's money an drink beer.
by Acov November 5, 2004
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Jesus loves you, but I think your an asshole, but at least he still loves you.(Though I still think your an asshole), this is the simplist example of Universalism that I could think of.
by Some guy named Darius September 28, 2006
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