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Two Turtle Doves

One of the dirtiest sexual acts possible.
If you know someone who is willing to partake in this, they are really, really dirty, and will literally do anything for you.
Man, she was so dirty, she even let me do two turtle doves.....
by J4miem December 25, 2010
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two genders

the truth many people cant accept. (*cough*, Gen Z)
why are we lying to people, and telling them thier mental illnesses should be celebrated? We all know there is only two genders.
(stay mad, science and facts dont care)
by BB,uknowme June 11, 2022
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Two dollar pistol

Term for stolen pistol that is going to put you in jail if the police find it on you. Pistol is also often a cheap poorly made pistol as well.
That girl is hotter than a two dollar pistol.
by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016
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two and a half men

One of the worst shows on television. Unfortunately, it has high idiot appeal, and therefore does well in the ratings.
A: Hey, you want to watch Two and a Half Men?

B: No that show's not funny. Let's re-watch Arrested Development instead.
by vandelayindustries January 17, 2011
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Two stepping

An act of hardcore dancing where boys in tight pants do a lowsy sort of can can
by Your_B3St Fr13nD November 15, 2007
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two weeks

When you're out with your friends and you see a really obese girl/woman nearby, instead of saying to your friends “look at the size of that fat ass over there” which isn’t exactly subtle, you say “Two Weeks” and look in the direction of the target fat ass.

If they’re much larger than your average ‘two weeker’ you start with “two weeks” and then someone else might say “four weeks” and this repeats until you get to a period of time you all agree on.

“Two weeks” comes from the film ‘Total Recall’ In the film Douglas Quaid played by Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to Mars inside a robot fat woman suit. Arriving on Mars the robot woman’s head malfunctions and starts repeating the phrase “Two Weeks” before exploding.
“Check out two weeks over there

More like six weeks”

“No way, that’s four months
by Mr Hauser December 12, 2008
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two of spades

A double slap of the male genitalia forming the shapes of spades on each cheek.
Sally said "Oh my god, you gave me my first two of spades, I've always wanted to get a card tattoo!".
by Mr. Hester May 17, 2007
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