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Twitter

Twitter absolutely sucks. Don’t use it. Seriously. People there are toxic as hell and it drains your iq to the size of a goldfish. Politics everywhere, assholes begging for attention, cancelling someone for using SARCASM of all things, the works. You’re better off deepthroating a hotdog than spending a minute on that website, at least you learn something. Trust me it ain’t worth it. Your brain will thank you later.
Guy 1: Hey I was thinking about using Twitter and-
Guy 2: Don’t. Trust me on this one dude.
by Duckos February 15, 2021
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Twitter

A terrible place packed to the brim with children/adults that are children who hate fun and people who have fun and just people in general; everybody hates the site yet will continue to use it because we are a foolish species who are doomed to repeat our worst mistakes. Speaking of which, let me go check twitter.
"Hey, did you see the news about ___ on Twitter this morning? I heard that they were getting cancelled fo-"
"God let me escape this blue, winged hell"
by epicgamner69 December 18, 2022
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Twitter

I mean it speaks for its self.

jack- "they are you on twitter"
sam- "You mean hell?"
by TheGuyWhoSpeaks November 5, 2022
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twitter

twitter is literally an overreaction.
by lilyivyemerald August 22, 2021
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Milo Stan Twitter

The nicest stan that has ever existed. The brightest side on stan twitter. Mostly tweets and defend about melanie. The only straight male crybaby in this universe. Always bring a justice on every stan fight. The mature one but still floping so hard
X : omg have you seen milo stan twitter? He always give a positivity vibes !
Y : yeah, thats very kind of him
by Taylor illicit affair November 22, 2020
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twitter sitter

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content of who said it.
Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter

Joe: Why?

Mike: He's a twitter sitter!

Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!
by blaine.alan April 27, 2009
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Twitter

The slave between your twat and shitter.
Have you seen my Twitter today?
by lickityspits June 8, 2023
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