turban

a cheap towel that indians with disgusting hair wear.
It is usually thoroughly cleaned with grains of rice which absorbs their body odor which always smells.
The same rice is then eaten for dinner .

Thats disgusting eating rice that came from your smelly turban moneet

by Sharpie92 January 5, 2008

'turbed

confused, disorganized, disrupted , upset or disordered. Basically very disturbed !

"Mathew is not sick , he is 'turbed by wearing a Santa Claus outfit his mother made him wear"

by VICTOR BECTOR November 23, 2017

Dirty Turban

When two people are in the same bed and one silently farts leaving the other person unsuspecting, and yells DIRTY TURBAN and throws the covers over the others face.

Last night I pulled the greatest dirty turban on Louise Coyle.

by kcote January 2, 2009

turbodick

A turbodick is someone who (after three or four premium lagers) decides that they are a ninja.

Turbodick is a stronger insult than dick.

Me: Look at Horatio, he's trying to kungfu a bouncer... again
You: Yeah, he's such a turbodick.

by Redheat May 18, 2005

tuboflard

Fat, overweight, or obese

Andy Reid is a tuboflard.

by David Kouba February 24, 2005

turbanware

Often describing low quality software written in India by companies to save money.

"this turbanware sux it just keeps crashing"

by Linux_Galore February 13, 2004

Turban

A hat without a feather

Guy 1:"Aw man look at that guy's hat! Whats with that?"
Guy 2:"Does it have a feather?"
Guy 1:"Nope."
Guy 2: "Turban."

by Julesicus November 22, 2011