dill weed

self-censored version of the word dildo or the word dickweed for use in polite society.

"Stop being such a dildo" becomes "Stop being such a dill weed"

by jimn July 7, 2008

Weed dick

When you pop a boner on a potent weed sesh cause your too high.

Daryl got a strong weed dick last night, he was blitzed.

by Crackerbarrel72 February 29, 2020

ja-weed

The effects of a sacred herbal remedy (see weed) which may cause you to forget important dates - like your mother's birthday - but inspires you to make sick rhymes and tight beats.

Guy1: my bad for the deelay

i was makin music all day

on the replay

tryna make a millia

that's a milli-un

jus chillin havin fun

what you sayin hun?

Gurl1: Dayyuuummm!! That's some serious talent you got there homie!

Guy1: Na B, that's just the Ja-weed talkin!

by vibzKartel December 9, 2009

Weed addict

A weed addict is a lazy person who uses marijuana as an excuse to be lazy.

Wiz looks like a weed addict, but that nigga is actually a hard worker.

by MdizzLe69 March 9, 2017

skater weed

really bad weed, usually cheap and popular with the square skaters

what is this schwag?

i didn't have much bank, so i just got some skater weed.

by Mamao May 31, 2007

Weed-whacked

Being high enough to the point where you feel 'too' high, or uncomfortably so. One would consciously turn down another hit.

Tim: "Hey want to hit this?"

John: "Naw man, I'm weed-whacked

by Mgl921 May 26, 2013

Weed Whacker

A person who decided to make a poor life choice by smoking weed known by cops as Marijuana then immediately afterward beat their meat, therefore, coining the phrase weed whacker

"Person 1: Bro after dinner you wanna go be weed whackers?
Person 2: Hell no. Because I'm not an idiot.

by SaberToothBraden October 17, 2018