Mason Parker Esquire

Using my email and just got charged $349.99 by the geek squad for his yearly subscription.

Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2025

mason bellman

Athletic, kind and caring and trys to deescalate any situation snd very funny caring to his friends.

Knight: mason bellman is kind and caring

Matthew: yes he is.

by Codekenb January 29, 2024

mason

a tall skinny lookin bitch. has a perm and gets no girls they just play him and flirt with him cus they r horny and bored. Looks like he got dirt all over his face and has dirty fingers nails cus he don’t shower or wash his musty crusty hands. Has a 2 inch dick and sticks it in soap in the shower when he showers every 2 times per month. Mason has a flat ass and he loves to get fucked in the ass 247. mason has a flat ass mason has a mustache mason has big flabs. he’s so skinny his skeleton shows. He sits on the game and shits and pisses himself when he’s on the game and so when you walk in his house it smells like shit+piss. Thank you!

Don’t be a mason

“My dick fell off”

“Fuck me in the ass daddy”

by Furry she wolf November 14, 2021

Mason

Mason is so tall and handsome. Everyone thinks he's so small, but he is too tall. Mason is loved by everyone at his school. His friend Reid likes him a lot. He is never bullied by anyone and he is supercool

Omg, Mason is so cool and so tall, I like him a lot.

by diddlefiddle March 9, 2022

Mason Cox

The lamest person at Carrboro high school. He plays lacrosse but he is really bad and he also has no friends. Nicknames include Money Mase, Mista Six, and Coxy.

Aidan: Oh wow, its Mason Cox. He is sooooooo good at Lacrosse.

by danieljgerhardt May 14, 2019

Mason

Mason is some grade A lizard who sits in his shitty tank all day wanking his cock to Laura Fernandes

Fin: “you heard Mason is getting deployed?”
Jack: “don’t care, I could blow up his shitty tin can tank with a pack of matches and some bug spray”

by C.M.A August 28, 2022

Brooke and Mason

Cutest couple out there. Brooke is beautiful and outgoing and Mason is athletic and typically pretty shy. They’re usually sort of shy around each other but would probably last a very long time, probably getting married!

Person 1: “Brooke and Mason are so cute of a couple”
Person 2: “Yes Brooke’s dick is so long and beautiful”

by anonymouspillowkisser23 January 11, 2019