e-tard 

1)A stupid dumb person who posts alot of stupid things on forums, sometimes for attention (see attention whore)

2)Someone who spends alot of time online, then is stupid enough to meet up with the people he/she talks to.

"I wish s/he'd stop posting...what an e-tard."

e-tard by Why the fuck should I tell you? August 29, 2004

R-Tard 

n. What someone with a speech impediment would call a "retard".

Simple Jack: Yyyur ah R-tard! haha

R-Tard by Zac P October 17, 2008

Fuck-Tard 

Two Fucking Retards who are retarded

Andrew and Taylor are two fuck-tards

Fuck-Tard by SAMIMITCHELL December 28, 2005

itech tard 

A computer sci teacher at radford, who is a complete tard when it comes to computers. Which is very strange how this person got the job of teaching computers, when a can of tuna is to much for them to handle.
Also see (mistress america)

Man is ever teacher here an itech tard.

itech tard by Lordpiggyinton May 3, 2005

monster tard 

1. An extremely UGE mentally retarded person 2. a black person 3. Kaylee

That is quite a monster tard! YOU FUCKING MONSTER TARD!

monster tard by lindsyapaix August 10, 2006

/b/tard 

Someone who trolls the internet nerd gathering of 4chan.org. Basiacally it's where they all go to be n00bs and tell people off for how n00bish they are.

They get hihgly offended when you dis their random board.

You can't do that cause your not a /b/tard.

/b/tard by CASH SMASH RASH. October 1, 2007

yard tard 

The mentally challenged neighborhood guy who can only cut the grass
(variations: bagtard, janitard etc)

My mom gave me $25 to cut the grass but I didn't feel like doing it so I gave the yard tard $5 to cut the grass and he was thrilled to the gills!

yard tard by Ryan BasTARD December 27, 2007