tosser

a wanker

He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.

by martin November 12, 2003

tosser

(esp. Australia) Someone who can't hold his liquor.

That's the third time he's puked at one of my parties... And he didn't even mix liquors, he's just a tosser.

by garadiavolo December 15, 2006

Tossy

Adjective. A situation that is more unpredictable than anything you can ever imagine. Something very unexpected.

Joe: Dude I just won a million dollars just by drinking a gallon of milk!
Jake: Dude that shit is tossy.

by JJpoo1&2 June 5, 2009

tossy

An underground filmmaking term for "stuntman".

We had to bring in a tossy to do that fight scene.

by BrandonBrandon September 20, 2006

Tosseriffic

To be a tosser, but a very good tosser.

Drew is a tosser, and hes very good at it therefore he is tosseriffic.

by Moirae1234 October 12, 2008

tossle

to mess around ruffly; like tussling

Me and my woman like to tossle.

by amd25 January 5, 2011

fondle my tossle

What u say to ur bitch.

Jenny totally fondled my tossle last night.

When my girl fondles my tossle i get so hard.

Fondle my tossle bitch!

by DJ Buss May 29, 2010