Toast

When you and your group of best pals masturbate onto a piece of toast. It’s a race and whoever is the last to Ejaculate must eat the toast

Brandon “Dillon, Konnor, you guys down for a game of toast this weekend?”

Dillon “Can we hold off a couple of weeks? I have Covid and lost my sense of taste and I do not want to miss out”

Konnor “yuh”

by Mousebagg December 21, 2021

french toast your mom

When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.

Im going to french toast your mom!

by Asheveday92 October 11, 2016

French Toast Poke

When a guy takes two fingers and pokes them into a girls ass, then into her mouth.

Hey baby let me give you a french toast poke! It'll be delicious!

by Pack o' Smokes McGee February 26, 2011

french toast festival

The phenomenon when the Weatherman calls for snow and everyone rushes to the store to buy out all the Eggs, Milk and Bread.

Going to get an inch of snow, better rush to the grocery store and buy as many eggs, gallons of milk and bread as we can fit in the Suburu. It’s a French Toast Festival

by Swisschard77 January 13, 2024

Toast Fever

When you have one piece of toast but it turns into a chain reaction and you have a loaf or two.

"I can't have sex right now because I have the toast fever and it feels so fucking good. It's delicious!" Said Jim to Kerry

by Panda Penguin June 2, 2015

Toasted

When some was dissed and/or owned very badly, but not enough for them to be roasted

Jeff: "...Luke toasted his ass."
Eric:"Toasted? You're white as fuck!"
Jeff: "That wasn't a fucking roast it was a goddamn toast."

by JammingToInUtero January 16, 2016

Beans on Toast

The sexual act of one partner deficating on the other partners feet.

I heard that they are into beans on toast.

by ChurchAmI September 2, 2025