The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
Get the Mason’s eggsmug. that one kid who is lazy and watches anime and is so fat that when he falls into hell he will make the tenth circle
by dfghjkl;lkjhgfds October 29, 2020
Get the masonmug. Roblox funny man who likes to say words like fart, shit, cum, shid, fard, ball, ball fart, balls, wee and poo. Anyone in the Pohatu family generally likes balls in the mouth, just like Hayley.
Mason: i like wee shit cum fart
Us: *straight face emoji in real life*
My humour: *broken*
Us: Mason Pohatu is a fart
Us: *straight face emoji in real life*
My humour: *broken*
Us: Mason Pohatu is a fart
by mazzypoothethird August 31, 2021
Get the Mason Pohatumug. by Coop1105 October 11, 2022
Get the Masonmug. a mason is the best person you could ever meet. they most likely wont approach you first but once you get to know them their very kind, caring, and selfless; they deseve everything. just talking to them makes even the worst days awesome and they somehow always manage make you smile even when you dont want to. they can be stubborn at times though so you need to remind them how much you love them and give them lots of cuddles and kisses.
i love you so much mason
by your lil nightmare <3 November 20, 2021
Get the masonmug. by Lil Pump action June 9, 2018
Get the Masonmug. the most amazingest bestest perfectest boyfriend i could ever have. we will get married and have 98653987621598762598624653986486872539872539087 kids together.
by fortnite balls im gay January 2, 2023
Get the mason maeda kacmarcikmug.