hung up on my secretary

Act of having sex with someone's wife or girlfriend.

She cheated on Joe with Jason.

Jason hung up on Joe's secretary.
Joe said, "Jason HUNG UP ON MY SECRETARY".

by TammyTime1991 April 26, 2017

Grandma's secret recipe

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.

A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.

by Sexowl2.0 November 17, 2018

its a secret to everyone

a phrase you get in the original legend of zelda game when you enter certain caves and find a secret moblin who gives you rupees.

Secret moblin: its a secret to everyone.

by thatrandomguy1234 July 7, 2019

Oprahs dirty secret

A term used when an individual is keeping an innapropriate secret.

Oprah never told anybody about her secret, i heard it from her brother that she cut her nipples off and put them in a mason jar. i call it, Oprahs dirty secret.

by Noodle tickler July 21, 2019

Crugers Chin Secretion

Where a peadophile stores his secret stash of child porn

Police ended up finding child porn in Crugers Chin Secretion

by CrugersChinSecretion December 25, 2020

Victor's Secretion

The sexual act of men ejaculating on women's bras, panties, lingerie, and clothing for personal gratification.

After my third offense, I became the first pervert to be diagnosed as suffering from Victor's Secretion.

by Arnie Grape June 12, 2021

kinsey__live.secret

Kinsey__live.secret fucked your parent

Kinsey__live.secret is so cool and pog

by I am mother. August 24, 2021