skinned squirrel

When someone vomits in your backseat floor,doesnt tell you and you discover 2 days later

Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.

by bruno gaboni March 21, 2018

Micro-squirrel

A very small, happy, resourceful, productive, and energetic person.

She bustled around the event and in short order all talks were done and loose ends tied up; if not for our micro-squirrel the wedding would have been a disaster.

by Michelvis August 01, 2017

squirrel heart

When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand

Him: Im gonna send her a squirrel heart
Friend: Yeah bro!!
Her: What the actual fuck is this.

by Rape It Randall August 14, 2017

squirrel poor

Having so little money you can only afford to serve squirrel to your dinner guests.

Aunt Sally and Uncle Jed are wonderful folks but don't stay for dinner 'cuz they're squirrel poor.

by Ksuz June 17, 2009

Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair

Squirrel bollocks is a right cunt

by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018

kick the squirrel

Slang for choking the chicken aka masterbating

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel’

by Drog65 October 06, 2020

Mexican Squirrel

Hola, me llamo squirrel.

What the hell is playing the mariachi music?
That Mexican Squirrel over there.

by AITMA Ballz April 26, 2022