seasoned

to be seasoned is the act of being 'jizzed' or 'ejaculated' on.

"Hey girl, did you get seasoned last night?"
"Yeah, all down my body"

by thosefunnykidsatitagain July 23, 2016

Frump season

The day that fall switches to Winter. A man has to make a hard decision to either be alone, or pretend to love a very large woman.

I got so desperate this winter the only way I can make it through was to make it a frump season.

by Souless75 July 21, 2023

fertile season

a period of time when all different age groups are pregnant.
Diapers, Baby Food, and other baby products are sold out

dang no diapers?
its fertile season. you didnt know?

by asrtyhjgfdretyhg January 8, 2009

Dog season

Show no respect cause all females will do is throw it away and no attachments have as many girls as you want with only sexual intent

Damn bruh she played you, it’s dog season now.

by Wedontlovethese June 25, 2018

Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.

Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season

by Holidays4men August 21, 2024

seasonable

a new word creation from the mouth of hector
a cross between reasonable and seasonal

"it's seasonable outside"

by ChikeePants April 4, 2008

Sad boy season

The period over Christmas and new year when all the random boys from your past reach out to you. They’re still single and their loneliness is at its peak.

Example text “ Maybe I thought I'd say hi after many years. Xo”
“Hey it’s been way too long between messaging but how have you been?”

Have you been getting lots of randoms texts lately? Yeah it’s sad boy season.

by notyoursweetheart March 1, 2022