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Harvest Season

A disturbing phenomenon where a mass amount of young people go missing at once in multiple states, with the idea they've been kidnapped for their organs to be sold on the black market.
"Did you see all those missing posters around town? Ten teenagers went missing all last week!"
"It's harvest season. Kids have been going missing all over the state. May God help their souls."
by Amateur-txt December 8, 2022
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there’s always next season

A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.
Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023
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Escapism szn/season

Referring to the period of year right before “cuffing season” that is popularised by the SZA song “escapism”. The term mostly has dark humour undertones. It usually refers relating to the emotions of the song that depicts using superficial and reckless distractions to cope with heartbreak. It is also used to describe the period of the year when the song was popularised hence evoking nostalgia.
“It’s escapism szn/season coming, you know im about to go all out wild”
by Sanaun August 29, 2025
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macking season

Generally beginning right after Halloween and stretching into late spring macking season is the time when thots and community dick tend to cuff up and stay inside for the colder months
Her “Imma unblock mr.Simp it’s macking season I’ll see y’all in the spring”
Him “aight den imma go tell my baby mama I want my family back and promise that Iv changed its macking season I’ll catch y’all on 2k”
by Anna$tAsia November 7, 2022
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titty seasoning

" woah dude I put some titty seasoning on her last night"
by Confused_frog September 17, 2021
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Orange season

Orange season follows directly after Yam season, and ends at the end of March. The vitamin C within oranges is used to harm a fetus in an attempt to miscarry after participating as said yam in yam season.
“Girl you let him hit?” - Sierra

“Baby, it’s orange season.” - Bella
by belllppeppperr March 1, 2020
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Chinese Season

From the 2nd Friday in November to January 8th; The season where Chinese food tastes more savory, and demand for it spikes. Also the Chinese women appear more attractive during this season.
It’s finally Chinese Season! Gonna get me some good food!
by Monarch Monkey November 18, 2023
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