samoan sausage

students in samoa would masturbate by rubbing their penis between their underwear and thigh
thus the samoan sausage

"hey man maria was infront of me during class and she had a thong on, i just started doing the samoan sausage"

by ilovetoj@ckoff May 7, 2010

silly sausage

a fake penis

you silly sausage

by tom beach February 24, 2004

Sausage Slingshot

An act where you find the closest douche-bag on the beach wearing a one piece speedo, catch him off guard, and grab whatever you can get your hands on(speedo wise, you dirty minded fucks) and pull as hard as you can, letting go and turning that mother fucker into a Sausage Slingshot

Person 1: Hey bro, what's with the weird walking?
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks

by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016

sausage pass

A shared bathroom where two naked guys might pass by each other face to face to get to the door. Also can be a small hallway or room.

I'm going to take a shower at sausage pass.

by bigorgan March 11, 2014

Head Sausage

The protruding fat roll that exists on the back of the head where the head and neck meet. Usually on a fat / chubby man while sitting upright in a chair or on a bench.

Wow! Look at that! Hey, can I squeeze your head sausage?

by Jubantime July 19, 2015

sausage semen

the mayo on your hot dog.

hey whats that white stuff on your hot dog? oh, its just sausage semen.

by SOLOMONSTER666 February 19, 2015

spicy sausage

a sausage so spicy, you will say "that was a spicy sausage" in class.

the spicy sausage i had for lunch is still burning my mouth

by no chill novia February 23, 2015