Paternoed

Paternoed (verb, usually past-tense) -- Slang. To poop, to defecate, to move bowels accidentally or in a situation in which it is least desired. To crap oneself, i.e. moving bowels when wearing a garmet. Named for the legendary Penn State head football coach who was forced to leave in the middle of a big game to use the facilities. He returned after halftime wearing different pants and later said only that he had 'flu-like symptoms.'

Have you Paternoed yet today?

I Paternoed myself.

You smell like you Paternoed yourself.

by M.Kel. September 21, 2008

first place

used to describe anything that is amazing, first class, first rate.

"Wow, that movie was first place!"

by jamesviloria August 1, 2008

owned all over the place

to be severly "owned" by someone or something; to get "owned" someone or something in a extreme fashion

Dockers: "man that sucked"
Griffin: "yea they got owned all over the place"

by Alais_neo February 5, 2005

Tebow Placebo

When you have a quarterback who is really popular with fans and people think he is a winner, but in reality he is nothing special and should be the back-up. He is allowed to play so that the fans will shut up about how they know none of their players by name, and to make games a lot more lopsided so they get a better pick in the draft and can actually draft a good quarterback.

Football Fan #1: "I am so glad they let Tim Tebow start now!"

Football Fan #2: "Enjoy it while it lasts."

Football Fan #1: "What's that suppose to mean?"

Football Fan #2: He is just a Tebow Placebo. This time next year, he will be old news, sitting on the bench yet again"

by Modest Maniac October 29, 2011

Paterson, NJ

Paterson, NJ (also called the Silk City or P-town), is one of the roughest places to live. The city was the first industrial city in the country, and the main production item was silk (nicknamed the silk city). Now, that age has come to an end and the city is a poverty-stricken wasteland. The city's residents are mainly Hispanic and Black. Paterson has a very high crime rate and is a very dangerous place. It is a very corrupt city, covered in graffiti, and has drug dealers on every street corner. P-town is a nickname given to it by its younger residents. Paterson has a population of about 150,000 and is currently the third largest city in the state of New Jersey. It is located in Passaic County and is the county seat. And above all, the city is not welcome to rich wiggers wanting thier little taste of the ghetto, so if you're not originally from Paterson don't go there (especially if you're white, but no other races are excluded). AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!!!

Paterson, NJ is one of the most ghetto cities in the United States.

by PLR September 7, 2006

Platebow effect

When one is given something they are told does not work for a stated purpose, ever...yet, miraculously works for exactly the purpose that it was stated to never work. While symptoms may not dissipate entirely, the root cause is cured entirely. Similarly to Tim Tebow as an NFL quarterback leading his team to wins despite the naysayers. Opposite of the placebo effect.

M: Yo dude, I had a killer hangover this morning...then after we blazed that J, I feel amazing!

K: Yea, man. MJ is medicinal.

M: But that phd I was dating said it has no medicinal value!

K: Platebow effect. MJ delivers, always. Ignore the naysayers.

by His Majesty the King November 26, 2011

penis plater

A person, usually of the younger generation, lurking around on there P plates.

That penis plater just cut me off! What a prick

by BOD August 27, 2003