Parade

You would almost think there would be no parades any more, not because of the virus, but because someone would call a parade racist like they did with the statues for not being politically correct enough. No crowd, black, white, yellow, brown (and a red indian or two) would gather, people would just remain divided if there was no parade to go to.

Indians don't have a parade on thanksgiving, so should the rest of us put an end to the parades? Would that somehow right all the wrongs that have been done in this country?

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Millennial Paradox

This is the process of being both fully aware of something, and also being completely ignorant of it at the same time.
Demonstrated perfectly by Millennials who are 'fighting the cause', but have no chuffing idea what is really going on.

"I did movember so, like, you know, I know all about prostate cancer and stuff"
"tell me more about prostate cancer"
"well, erm, Movember is for prostate cancer. And it's cancer. Of the prostrate sic"
"genius - Millennial paradox right there"

by Pidgemeister January 11, 2017

Bird of Paradise

A ridiculously hott, single girl

The bird of paradise could get any man that she wanted, shit son.

by Camishqua December 2, 2004

Make out paradise

Two people make out and whoever stops to do anything else has to let the other do whatever you want to them

Lisa and Smith are smooching away and Lisa stops and Smith gets to do whatever he wants to her (make out paradise)

by . Dbsis November 14, 2018

parade rest

term used when members of military service (usually males) see a very attractive woman whether the female is miltary or civilian, and slightly refers to the military term of standing at attention-in this case for the gorgeous lady.

Male 1: " Wow Poh-rade rest!"
Male 2: "Agreed"

OR

Female : "Did you see the girl driving that hummer?
Male : "Was she parade rest material?"
Female : "Phuck yea!"

by fister 187 August 5, 2012

Paid my dues

When you've officially dated/slept with a fat chick, therefore it is beneath you to ever do it again.
EXCEPTION: In times of extreme drought.

No way bro, I'd never hit that... I paid my dues.

by nhbmaing June 18, 2011

paradoxial

When a paradox type event has occurred.

After traveling back through time, I created a paradoxial event by destroying the facility that would have eventually created the time machine with which I traveled back through time.

by lord joshua June 2, 2015