Ponygasm

The orgasmic squeal, often combined with hyperventilation, a little girl makes when one or both of her parents presents her with a pony.

Rich father one: So I gave little Portia her first pony the other day
Rich father two: Did she have a ponygasm?
Rich father one: A ponygasm? What's that??
Rich father two: She gave this orgasmic squeal and started to hyperventilate, it's great. Chloe had a ponygasm when I gave her first pony, too.

by CommanD'OH February 3, 2010

ponylicker

somene who blows in someones asshole until they fart

Damn! I couldn't light a match 5 miles from that ponylicker.

by Tori and Emily January 6, 2003

Ponyo

Ponyo is a a person with a lot of hair and likes memes

Amelie it's ponyooo

by Idklol244 May 17, 2017

ponytail

Ponytail is when a gay or bi guy gets mad at his balding lover for not satisfying him sexually. When his lover falls asleep, he jacks off on the guy's bald spot and then affixes a tube sock to it. The guy wakes up with a "ponytail". A variation of the superman.

Ben: Bruce wouldn't give it up last night so I ponytailed him when he fell asleep

by Vaughn Shady February 6, 2009

ponytaint

a drugstore ponytail. fake hairpiece purchased at Walgreens.

That bitch is wearing a ponytaint, it's not real.

by shay613 June 14, 2011

National Two PonyTail Day

When August 11 where two ponytails with edges

I’m gonna wear two ponytails For National two Ponytail Day

by marnitra27 August 8, 2019

ponytailing

The acts performed by a middle-aged man in the throes of his midlife crisis.

Joel just bough a Miata. He is ponytailing pretty hard.

by buttreygoodness August 29, 2005