nut queefing

the sexual act of placing one's balls in another's vag and the sexual partner queefing them out or you can use salted peanuts just in case of a different sexual orientation
man I'm feeling kinky tonight you want to go nut queefing tonight
by trollzor48 September 26, 2017
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HSN Nut

A sad, pathetic, person who spends hours each day shopping at HSN and constantly calling in.
Mrs Ashforth was a real HSN Nut. Each day about 20 packages would arrive from them.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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nuts to you

Nuts To You is the same as today's FU expletive.
Person sees a friend about to do something illegal.

Person says to friend " Nuts To You, I'm outta here!"
by Bigdoggus May 11, 2017
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Fucking nuts

Quitting your job and moving half way across the world for pussy
by Medusabitch February 09, 2018
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Nut Leftoutis

A condition of both or one of your nuts not being able to properly for into your sports cup. #NutLeftoutis #NoNutLeftBehind
Man my nut(s) keeps falling out of my sports cup, I have Nut Leftoutis
by Testicle Protection April 14, 2015
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Nut Stuff

The act of stuffing one's testicles into there partners anus. Usually a sexual act.
Her ass was so loose I could give her a nut stuff whilst my cock was in.
by +PF- July 03, 2005
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Nut Oven

somebody whom warms anothers testicals; a suck up; a kiss ass; usally done to a boss
Gee he is such a nut oven, he gets the boss coffee. He cleans his car. It wouldn't suprise me if he was also giving him oral pleasures too.
by J.R.F.G. May 05, 2010
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