Shit Coffin

n. Port-a-potty, a portable restroom

There was nowhere else to go, so I had to use the shit coffin before I went in my pants.

by SuperCrack November 10, 2010

Mother Shit

The largest piece of fecal matter in a single bowel movement. Can arrive alone, or among a smaller, heralding convoy of toadies, known as Turdies.

I thought I'd finished dumping a load; little did I know the Mother Shit had yet to arrive.

by thedpster October 13, 2012

Well Shit

An exclamation of surprise.

Well shit Larry, I didn't know you were comming to the reunion.

by Skinner II August 8, 2007

piece of shit

A useless person who spews crap and bullshit out of their mouth constantly.

"Do you know Doug?"
"Are you talking about that big piece of shit fucktard that is nothing but a bumbling, stinking parasitic wretch?

"Yes, that's exactly who I am talking about!"
"Ya that dude is a pathetic idiot who is full of crap, and wallows in the sewer of life."

by JadedSilverPrincess March 26, 2017

shit tank

When you take a crap in someone's toilet tank. Usually done at a party so no one can figure out who did it.

Synonomous with Upper Deck

Dude, last night I got so drunk at this party that I gave some guy a shit tank.

by gilbo95 March 8, 2008

Shit vacation

A particularly long restroom break when at work, used as a chance to take a break, relax, and engage in some non-work-related activity, such as browsing the web or playing a game on a smart phone.

I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.

by senorjay November 8, 2012

Shit trip

A never ending trip full of shit circumstances

This is such a shit trip

by Kpoe August 26, 2018