NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE

When Phil Swift was bestowed in this beautiful world, the sky seemed to light up. Rainbows appeared everyone as Phil Swift said his first word...or four words, 'That's A Lotta Damage'. Right after Phil Swift said these four words, the world shook, tornadoes killed millions of people and injured even more, earthquakes made buildings collapsed and the world fell in a dark state. Phil was filled with guilt and wanted to fix everything he destroyed, so he came up with something so magnificent and amazing, it was considered a weapon of the gods. It was called... Flex Seal. It was made out of Phil Swift own blood and sweat. This is what gave Flex Seal, its mighty power. Using this godly weapon, he fixed everything. The buildings and structures. The people who died and were injured. The boat that was sawed in half because of a saw that was flung by a tornado. After he fixed everything he had destroyed, he was finally happy. All the guilt in him before had vanished away. The whole world cheered him name and called him their saviours. Phil felt great but he didn't want this. He didn't want his named to be called. He just wanted to be normal, just a normal person doing normal things. So he use his powers to clear everybody's memory about the disaster, Flex Seal's true power and Phil Swift godly ability. Everybody forgot about him but he was fine, he didn't want people to praise him. This is the story that was created from just four words... 'That's A Lotta Damage'....

*CUTS BOAT IN HALF*

NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE

by the real skinny p July 23, 2018

Now Look

A phenomena that makes anything funnier. If you are talking about a person or a thing and then say, "Now Look", without fail the thing or person will be even funnier than you once thought.

"The uncles are going off right now"
"Hahaha now look"

by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now)

A popular motvational poster used in forums. Usually used to outline a sense of doom in he converstion, or to change the subject.
The common response or come back is the flying tanks motivational poster.

"Mad Moe has just come online, he will be in the convo soon"

*Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now)*

by melobymoo April 13, 2009

Nowt

The Yorkshire way if saying nothing at all.

I can't do nowt 'bout it.

by Elf12397112 October 23, 2013

arse end of nowhere

A place behind the middle of nowhere and below the back of beyond, which is significantly less pleasant to visit than either.

"Sorry I'm late! My car broke down in the arse end of nowhere."

by Mu Cow March 10, 2008

Now slam

Your from xQcs stream aren't you?

xQc: farts

Retards in chat: now slam (insert crying laughing emoji)

by The plain and simple truth September 22, 2020

bumblefuck nowhere

to have no idea where something is or to be in the middle of nowhere.

me n jon were i the middle of bumblefuck nowhere.

by Nick Bizoyle June 28, 2008