jeremy's mom

1. the mother of jeremiah.

2. a reference to something randomly unexpected.

Guy 1: What the hell was that!?!?!?

Guy 2: It's jeremy's mom.

by Dr. Cookie December 10, 2008

Jew Mom

A parent, who is assumed to be female, that is in need of constant arguing or yelling. It has been said that they are never wrong, and can give a 30 minute phone lecture on posting their name on the internet. They usually have miserable children who hate them.

Dude1-"homie i gotta be home from the party at 9 because my moms a bitch."
Dude2-"Fuck why do you have such a Jew Mom?"
Dude1-"I don't know, lets pack another bowl"

by MexxicanBud March 18, 2009

YOUR MOM

A source of great sexual pleasure and gratification.

Holy cow, i'm horny. Hey Phil, where is your mom at?

by mastamike January 9, 2004

your mom

A comeback, way of saying hello/bye, the all around best insult ever although to many not insulting.

Billy: Hey fred ur gay!
Joe: Your mom!
Billy: Joe... my mom's dead.
Joe: That's the way I like 'em!

by benopian January 25, 2004

Erics Mom

A Large slutty woman with 27 penises that duplicate when bitten off, and she owes all her success to Brandon her Pimp

Erics mom is a bitch

by Razgriz-111 January 27, 2009

biomed moms

A brood of mothers who, in the course of "curing" their children, forget that they don't have medical degrees, and run non-scientific clinical trials on their own children with any drug or treatment not approved by the FDA. They will often give unsolicited and dangerous medical advice without an examination. The shrill tone of their discourse is often accompanied by violins played in martyr key.

Joshua tried to fight the needle again, but the biomed moms restrained him with the strength of the ignorant. They dismissed his rage, as "just another meltdown."

by Neurodiversity University May 29, 2008

Mom-Bod

A beautiful person with a uterus who has had one or more children and is still a bad bitch. They have beautiful battle scars that make them even more special considering they've just created a WHOLE HUMAN!

They are now entitled to doing whatever they please and their partner now has to do their part and take care of THEIR child so the moms can go anywhere for more than 10 minutes uninterrupted with no sass from their partners.

We much cherish the mother and their mom-bod.

Mom-Bod's are so sexy! I mean can you believe they just created a whole HUMAN!?!

by EmpowerWomen August 21, 2021