Don’t be a Katie Zeaser
by Drug rugs and sanooks January 5, 2020
Get the Katie Zeasermug. A woman (yes, a woman) who exudes independence, strength and resilience, despite the adversities she has faced throughout her years. A dominant presence that emanates beauty as much internally as she does externally, a Katie is an individual who turns heads when she enters any room at any given time. Katies are full of never-ending laughs, hours of karaoke hits sung at the perfect pitch, and adventures that have little choice but to lock-in as core memories. When in the presence of a real Katie, rather than a wannabe (aka a f.a.n.), you'll know; for her unapologetic acceptance of her authentic self is viewed as a threat by many. Because of this, she may not be everyone's cup of tea, but she is for sure her own, and that is more than enough for her and her tribe of extremely loyal and dedicated friends who love and support her beyond words. There aren't enough words to describe the privilege it is to have a Katie in one's life, so if you have one, don't screw it up; you're only screwing yourself in the end. When it comes to a Katie, if you've got a fast car, just know that she's got a plan to get you out of here (strictly in a Tracy Chapman fashion).
I think Metro Station wrote a song about Katie. The lyrics go, "I'll swim the ocean for you, woah woah woah woah Katie."
Bruh... that song is called Kelsey. But they should have written it about Katie, so you're close enough.
I sure am. Katie is the best.
Bruh... that song is called Kelsey. But they should have written it about Katie, so you're close enough.
I sure am. Katie is the best.
by bribribabes August 14, 2024
Get the Katiemug. by Kal hates carter May 29, 2023
Get the Katiemug. A wonderful foreign girl. Kati, she was my first love and even if she plays me hard, I will never forget her because she has marked me, and she cannot deny herself. I wish I could go back to talk to her. Kati is a girl of medium height and brunette with a typical character of her zodiac sign, she hasces is very bipolar but that characterizes her and makes her unique, I loved to make her feel jealous even that later she would come to worse with my best friend...
by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Katimug. by Average_Girl_Katy_8 March 10, 2017
Get the Katymug. by cumdumpst3r November 29, 2021
Get the katismug. Weird likes sippy cups. Also dresses like a 50 year old black woman. Speaks Portuguese and pigeon sign language.
by ItsyeboiJDH69 July 31, 2019
Get the Katiemug.