July 16

July 16 is known as National Swerve Day! This is the day that Erin Trude got swerved!!

Wow today is July 16 that’s “National Swerve Day”!

by emmawhitpsu2024 April 30, 2021

July 8th

Send Logan titties for a surprise.

Hey it’s July 8th time for some tits

by Billy boob July 5, 2022

Julie khan

A slag who sells steroids to the elderly and also cleans the dishes. Makes a banging scrambled egg. Also a slag.

Hey julie khan, you free for tonight

by Kkhan0121 May 4, 2019

July 27th

July 27th is the birthday of the popular meme the Rick roll.
So from this day forward, the 27th day of July is national RICK ROLL DAY.

“Bro have you heard what today is?”
“Uhh July 27th right?”
“Yes but, it’s also national Rick roll day!”
“Bruh why…”

by Forktard92 February 7, 2022

July 15

Go to your bestfriend and slap their butt

Me:Hey *Slaps butt*
Her:YO wtf
Me:It's July 15 bestfriend

by NatsRatHole October 7, 2021

July Third

The people born on this day have massive schlongs, also the day before fourth of July.

Im so happy that it is July Third today.

by Max fan. October 17, 2019

9 July

This day is the anniversary of Robyn’s Birth!

(Person 1): “Hey, did you hear?! It’s Robyn’s Birthday!!”

(Person 2): “Oh wow, It’s already the 9 July already??”

by luciferxxrobyn June 30, 2021