Szymon's best friend. He has a shit ton of sisters, everyone thinks he is gay but he denies it like the turkish deny their war crimes.
by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

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by Raymanavich December 24, 2020

Johnny is a smart little boy
by sophie20603 June 17, 2019

by daddyham’ August 20, 2022

A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.
Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.
Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.
Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.
by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022

the most beautiful human that has ever stepped on earth. he is very funny, un-problematic, and hard working. he deserves the entire universe
by jadiawillrise January 25, 2019
