“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”
“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”
“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”
by Sappahire February 9, 2021
Get the Jew patch mug.The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.
Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
by Satchel lover January 22, 2014
Get the jew satchel mug.a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.
by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018
Get the soft jew mug.You leave a review on their account and they serve you a seize and desist, although truthful, because of their hierarchy in the court rooms.
Fuck man! What a Jew Move!
Fuck man! What a Jew Move!
by Dbs310 December 7, 2021
Get the A Jew Move mug.Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.
Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."
by iamcrazyful August 27, 2017
Get the jew fact mug.One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.
He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.
by Gojai August 31, 2017
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