Internet Whore

A person who overuses Google/Wiki/Stumble/Internet Search Engines to find the answer to any random question or look up any sought after piece of information that one knows little about, often in quick succession, with infrequent breaks to the bathroom or for a food delivery, for a period of hours/days on end.

Joe: "All Gary ever does anymore is stay at home and play Internet Whore"

Gary: Okay Google, riddle me this!

Does cracking your knuckles lead to arthritis?!??!

What is really being done about the creation of a Gypsy State?

Did OJ really do it?

by SchmawlleNobo September 12, 2010

internet stalk

v. The process of finding an address of a person by first searching AnyWho's reverse directory by the person's last name, then using the address and phone number found to plug into MapQuest in order to obtain directions.

n. +er (Internet Stalker). a person who uses the said process to get to a person's house.

Person 1: How do i get to your house?
Person 2: Oh, just internet stalk it.

Person: Uhhh, what are you doing at my house, you internet stalker?

by muchluv June 27, 2005

Internate

To spend time on the internet.

"Maybe I'll get on the Internet a little before work, or internate, if you will."

by Newslacker April 23, 2006

high speed internet

much like DSLs, but a more general term

Damn, did you see that bitch?
Yeah, she had some hig speed internet.

by bob the duck March 24, 2004

Internet

Thee who oposes thy lord, without cable thy shall fail. With 56k they shall fall, where art thou oc-192.

by Brad July 29, 2003

lol internet

The 100,000th post (called a GET) on 4chan.org. It's also commonly referred to on YTMND.com, a website notorious for using memes and fads from 4chan. On YTMND, the phrase is in a speech bubble uttered by Ronal McDonald while riding in a car with the background zooming by. Several version of this have been made with other characters in other vehicles.

Did you see that new "lol internet" YTMND?
Yeah they totally stole that crap from 4chan.

by Jimmy July 31, 2006

internet banging

To act harder than you really are over the internet, or phone.

Buster: Yo holmes, im gunna whip you ass!

Casper: Simon? I'll meet you at West Park on South Central blvd and Alondra.

Buster: Your not worth my time. Or Your not worth it.

Casper: Then quit wasting my time internet banging, leva! I got a bullet for you, next time I see you, punk chabala.

by 1Casper3 January 25, 2009