Wood walk

A walk (usually at night) where both people hold out they're penises and may jack off. A sort of bonding exercise.

It was a long time since we had seen each other so we took a wood walk.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015

soaking the wood

When a girl squirts on your dick and you fuck her with your squirt dick.

Dude, Stephanie was screaming pretty loud last night. Were you soaking the wood again?

by livinfer2day March 03, 2017

woodely hoo

a sarcastic adjective used to belittle something that someone else thinks is utterly fantastic

person 1: OH MY GOD POWER RANGERS IS ON!
person 2: (in a sarcastic tone)woodely hoo!

by brittnah March 06, 2004

wood water

A foul tasting liquid that leaves a nasty after taste and has a hint of oak and dirt.

Yo, this wine tastes like wood water. I can’t believe someone would drink that.

by Gunplay2600 September 26, 2019

crown woods

A place where boys and girls go to so they can say away from their parents and swear and act all big but are actually bitches asking for attention in life.

hey did you see those bitches in crown woods?

by skskskthetruth June 17, 2019

Chopping wood

A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.

Hey you chopping wood back there?

by Ianisanoggod December 07, 2016

Petrified Wood

a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.

Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.

by vajona jackson-hewitt August 19, 2011