Holy Cross

A stick with a line going through it that people obey and worship

dear holy cross tell my son that i didnt mean to grab his somewhat thick ass

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

Holy jerk off

A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.

Yo me and the boys are gonna go sacrifice ourselves for our lord with a holy jerk off you in?

by Baalo69 March 4, 2021

holy temple of gains

The holy temple of gains is any place where someone would go to acquire massive gains. This includes any gym except planet fitness.

Oh man time for my workout. Gotta go to the holy temple of gains

by Gymbro_bigman34 April 10, 2021

holy shredded chedda

Phrase used when in disbelief

Bob: look at that girl over there.
Dave: holy shredded chedda she is gorgeous.

by Harry Danglurs May 3, 2021

Holy Grail

South Korean mommy milker milf whos DTF and doesn't want anything serious.

Dude, i found the holy grail.

Your telling me you found a South Korean mommy milker milf whos DTF and doesn't want anything serious.

by judgedeath01 May 25, 2021

Holy trinity

The three hottest men to ever walk this planet and if you ever disrespect darling you will dies

Lewis Ben and Ross holy trinity

by Kkaakkaakk225 May 29, 2021

Holy Columbian

When a Columbian woman with a thick fat juicy dump truck of an ass sits on your cracked phone screen and when she gets up your phone screen is magically fixed.

Columbian: *sits on friends cracked phone*
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*

*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”

by RockHardAsianJesus June 21, 2021