crotch hunter

The process of making a sexual advance and grasping for the male genetalia however coming up literally empty handed. Generally followed by awkward and embarassing thigh touching and empty grabs.

I was in bed with Mike last night and he was so hot I was tryin to make a move and grab his dick but I couldnt find it in his jeans! I was totally a crotch hunter. *sigh*

by RielyTaylor March 4, 2009

Egg Hunter

Someone who displays a high level of being a total idiot and doesn't much care for others.

" oh man that sose teacher is such an egg hunter for all this homework "

by two and a half charlies July 27, 2009

wal-hunt

Walhunt- The act of searching for “People of Walmart” at a Walmart store.

You will never believe the picture of this lady while I was wal-hunting today.

by TheWal-Hunter September 19, 2009

BUM HUNGER

When the subjects trousers / shorts are wedged firmly between their butt checks. This gives the illusion that the subjects bum is hungry and eating the subjects trousers.

Hey rob, take a look at her bum. Her bum is eating her trousers.

Yes, that is serious bum hunger.

by BVO2 March 31, 2010

Dunch Hunch

When one suspects a another person might be a dunch.

"Alex was wearing some pretty tight pants the other day now I've got a real dunch hunch"

by biznitches II April 13, 2010

Noob Hunter

A person who hunts noobs at night and kills them online. They mostly appear in online shootinh games

Jagwirepaw:I am Jagwirepaw, proud Noob Hunter of the Desert

by Jagwirepaw July 15, 2010

Conversation Hunter

A person that deliberately looks for conversations to kill.

Kieth: ...and so that's why I always...
*Conversation Hunter enters room.*
Hunter: Penis.
Kieth: ... WTF?
Hunter: My work here is done! *Dissapears*

by 3217 October 22, 2010