groundlog day

Taking a poop at the same time every day.

He poops every morning at 8 am like it's Groundlog Day.

by The Z Spot October 12, 2016

Groundhog Sword Fight

A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.

Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.

by Quadaplex January 16, 2018

Groundlord

A person who rents land.

Groundlords make use of crony capitalism to be rich.

by Poikilos June 7, 2018

Groundnuts

A word used to describe a man's crushed testicles.

Also used as a more extreme replacement of "Balls" in shitty jokes.

Formed from "Ground"- which is the past tense conjugation for the verb Grind, and Nuts, the slang for testicles.

(Threatening) You're gonna get Groundnuts if you you touch my Spaghetti Sauce ever again.

(Sarcastic) My Groundnuts probably weigh more than those chocolates.

by BigNibba6969andUwU December 28, 2018

Groundskeeper

Those who really know how to trim a bush. They are very skilled at planting their seed deep. When it comes to getting down and dirty, you just can't beat a groundskeeper.

That groundskeeper sure shook my tree last night.

by Dirt Devil November 9, 2019

Grounditude

Experiencing a state of feeling deeply grounded and grateful at the same time. Grounded in Gratitude = Grounditude. (present, centered, connected to the self and/or the Earth and feeling thankful for all aspects of existence.)

Her grounditude made all the difference. She remained peaceful and in a state of grounditude as she sat on the park bench.

by Holistic Thinker May 4, 2020

Groundrocketed

When you skyrocket down towards the ground

My brain abilities have groundrocketed

by WooWooBooBoo May 18, 2020