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female gooning

Watching or reading porn in public or in private without masturbating and getting turned on is considered female gooning. You’re basically edging yourself in public. You don’t touch yourself or it’s not considered female gooning.
Ew Robert caught Becky G in class again she was in front of the teacher reading 50 Shades of Grey. She was totally female gooning!
by Yonkers69999 February 8, 2025
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Gooned

Look at him hes so gooned right now.
by giggly boy September 3, 2025
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Goon

Well a goon is a bad ass person, someone you want to be like. When I think of goon I think of Le Rue aka Cruz <3
"Wow he's a goon !"

"oh you mean like Le Rue "
"yeah like Cruz "
by Christina Goonin July 7, 2012
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goon

a nickname my bff made me!! his nickname is princess or pretty boy 😁👍
shut up goon”
by trystan the goon November 22, 2021
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Crusty Goon

The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.
My room was such a crusty goon this morning.
by J0LLY July 1, 2024
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Top goon

Someone that watches too much porn and oversexualizes everything
Person 1: The wind almost blown me away
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs
by OfficialRN July 15, 2024
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Goon

Man, do you see that good looking guy? He’s such a goon.
by Baybeeeeee July 31, 2018
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