Floor Goblin

Someone who lies or sits on the floor with disregard for chairs, couches, and the social expectations of their peers.
Person 1: Why are you lying there on the floor?
Person 2: I'm just being a floor goblin
by ezfe December 28, 2023
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mlm goblin

A new acquaintance (whether from the internet or in person) strikes a conversation wanting to be your friend, but ultimately at the end of the day they are trying to get you into a pyramid scheme / MLM.
Me: (Doing homework at the library)
Person: hey bro what you studying
Me: business 101

Person: oh cool, I used to take business in uni but ultimately dropped out, best decision of my life.

Me: really why did you dropout?
Person: school is not the way to success, it’s really about being around the right people.

Me: that’s cool man I’m kinda busy atm
Person: put those books down, the system is trying to play you man, I found a system that actually works, my mentor can get you on our team and you could make some money on the side.

Me: you sound like a mlm goblin bruh I’m not spreading my ass cheeks for your mentor.
by iwannaperish December 25, 2023
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Goblin on drums

A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")
Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.
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Bobber goblin

Type of person who gives oral sex to many different men.
I can't believe you're dating her, she's a known bobber goblin.
by Harshdrummer April 20, 2022
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goblin tinkerer

a shit that makes your weapons worse, also called little tgerd.
Guy 1: Oh shit!
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: The goblin tinkerer made my legendary zenith broken!
by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024
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research goblin

A person who, as a job or fascination, does extensive research on a particular subject. Usually correcting any factual errors in what another person says.
He was a research goblin for the news channel.
by Only a Beta September 07, 2021
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rainbow goblin

Slang for hallucogens used in multiple Ethiopian satanist cults. Also used to ‘Connect’ with the gods
Woah man, did you try the rainbow goblin? I think I ascended and met outback lord Cthulu
by Wigglies June 14, 2018
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