German Smooching

Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.

I was German Smooching my dad last night and I farted inside of him.

by NateEllis84 June 06, 2018

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German main

A blind person playing the popular war game "war thunder" and playing the german tech tree

P1: Look there's an enemy
German main: No I don't see anything
German main: *gets shot and killed by a t34-85 shell*

by Warthunderer April 03, 2024

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"I've just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, guess I'm gonna need to lay off the German Cocaine"

"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"

by Bengali_Pillfish June 20, 2020

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A sex position where the guy lays on a skateboard on his back and then the girl holds his legs like wheel barrow and fucks him with a strap on. ~Hugo

"Hey babe, I heard about this new position, wanna try it?"
"What's is called?"
"It's the GERMAN WHEEL BARROW!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PLEASE NOOO!!!"

by real_Fent_User27 March 12, 2024

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When one someone shoves a fruit into the vagina and the female pushes it back out and the male eats it and has sex with her afterwards

by Animejesus January 23, 2016

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When two men engage in anal intercourse and one of them a shits on a pickle and they share it together like the lady and the tramp.

Me and my bro had German Pickles for dinner last night.

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Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.

Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink

American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.

It has healing properties for all!"

by von groovy July 17, 2024

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