goosed ya

To pinch someone's butt unexpectedly.

Ex. I goosed ya! No goose backs.

by JodaWS November 27, 2013

Goopsuckle

When your in the middle of class asleep and when you wake up (either by other student or teacher) the noise you make when you suck the saliva back into your mouth

"Wake up billy!"
*slurrp*
"Ewww he had to goopsuckle"

by Tust Me I Know February 21, 2015

goose plucker

A man who masturbates in public

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart

by DJ smilyface March 15, 2015

Goosed

To drink too much Goose Island beer in a short amount of time.

I got so goosed last night!

by ocgrad01 April 19, 2016

Goosed

Becoming drunk by drinking too much Goose Island beer.

Dan got so goosed last night.

by ocgrad01 April 22, 2016

gapos

God Awful Piece Of Shit

My car keeps breaking down. It barely works. It's about 16 years old and has almost 200000 miles on it. It's a GAPOS.

by awmm June 21, 2016

goose taco

Someone who acts so silly but tries to be professional at the same time

"Hey man what's going on?"

"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"

by Tonytony666 May 27, 2016