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flasher fitz

A 2nd Lt. in the Canadian Army who flashes his balls at people out in the field. He usually unzips, tucks his wiener up and lets his scroate hang down. Very unbecoming for an officer in the Queen's Army. Very unbecoming indeed.
So there I was, enjoying a nice apple in my tent when out of no where, Flasher Fitz pops in, shows me his sack and then runs back out. By the time I had recovered, he had disappeared.
by TheUnknownSoldier October 11, 2006
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Flashtard

one who insists that the Apple iPad's lack of support for Adobe Flash dooms it to failure.
I just heard a guy say he won't even consider an iPad because it lacks Flash support. What a Flashtard!
by Observer1970 April 4, 2010
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pant flasher

A man that is addicted to sending (via text or email)pictures of himself in his pants to females that shouldnt see them!
Damien was such a pant flasher, as he kept sending Emma pictures of him in his pants at every opportunity
by princess poo May 17, 2011
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12:00 Flasher

Noun

Computer Help Desk Technician's public enemy #1. A person who is so inept with technology, everything in his/her house is flashing "12:00" at all times.
Computer Help Desk Technician: "Thank you for calling the Computer Help Desk, how may I help you?"
User: "Yeah. My internet ain't workin?"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "What browser are you using sir?"
User: "Windows XP"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "No no. Not your operating system, what do you use to go on the internet?"
User: "My laptop"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "Ok. Let's try this. When you go on the Internet, do you click on a big blue E? or a red fox?"
User: "I click on Start"
Computer Help Desk Technician: *Puts User on Hold* "Looks like we got a 12:00 Flasher here boys. I'll be skipping my lunch today"
by Figa Hunter November 7, 2013
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Fashion Gash

Artistic waxing of the bikini area. A brazillian, A Modern Muff, A Contemporary Cunt.
Britney's barber slipped while giving her a designer Fashion Gash and had no option but to shave it all off.
by AlexAlexAlex December 14, 2008
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fashionably frozen

Looking well dressed
and attractive but lacking cold weather apparel at fall/winter outdoor activities.
Girls wearing t-shirts and jeans shivering at a northern football game in late October are fashionably frozen. (A coat and gloves might make them less attractive to the boys.)
by Chris M. S. December 31, 2008
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Fashion MacGyver

Noun; One who can take any ordinary object and turn it into the newest trend, without looking like a fool.
Nichole is such a fashion macgyver that she can even make a trash bag look hot!
by fasionistaaaah February 27, 2009
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