Fat Shaggy

An overweight or obese dirty blonde man who has neglected to maintain his hair for an extended period of time, giving him a resemblance to a fat Norville "Shaggy" Rogers from the cartoon Scooby-Doo.

I forgot to get my hair cut and now I look like a fat shaggy.

by Haikon March 4, 2011

Fat Sal

The female version of Fat Joe

Girl 1: "I wanna chick with thick hips
That licks her lips, She can be the office type or like to strip"

Girl 2: "She is such a Fat Sal"

by ANID86 January 4, 2012

fat sue

a guaranteed, slightly overweight concubine usually done in the biblical sense after much drinking while totally ignoring her, then dragging her to do the nasty at 1:45AM. She must always be appreciative, and go away when deed is done!

Man, Bob grabbed fat Sue again last night. oh well, better than rosey palm! booty}

by Bob from catland January 8, 2012

fat smacker

1. a gluttonous human. 2. a spoiled child.

i have to serve all these fat smackers at chuck e cheese

by McNa$ty August 5, 2012

fat ass minute

A minute that feels or seems to be taking an extended amount of time. Someone/something that is taking longer than usual.

Damn, my noodles be takin' a fat ass minute.

What Jermaine be doin' in there? He been takin' a fat ass minute!

5 minute delivery my ass, this pizza delivery is takin' a fat ass minute.

by Dani2yung December 10, 2014

Fat cat

A huge cat

Your cat 🐈 is fat
You got a fat cat

by Homeschooledteacher October 15, 2017

Fat Kelly

A coworker so odious they never does their job and makes more work for everyone else but gets paid more than you. Typically is really fat, small minded, shops online during work hours, and leaves work before everyone else. Also they are really good at lying about being sick and abusing FMLA leave.

Damn, Marissa is such a fat kelly! She was on Facebook all day during work while I had to handle all the sales calls and deal with all the people she pissed off.

by Chedwardo June 4, 2018