Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

easington lane park

a place where a posh boy will turn into a motorbike thief crackhead in 3-5 working days you go in as a apprentice and come out a green dealer doing 10s on your apollo

let’s go to easington lane park

fuck that we will end up on gear

by boyshocklo January 23, 2022

eating a man

like eating a pig. You cook it, you eat it, you poop later.

"I have never been poisoned by eating a man."

by eparchos February 7, 2022

eating jizz

When you eat something you think is one thing, but it turns out to be something else. Like trying to eat frosting but it turns out to be Crisco.

I ate jizz when I was 8. I felt so embarrased. I'm going to make sure I'm not eating jizz again.

by Wifflum January 2, 2022

eating in tongues

humming when eating

STOP EATING IN TONGUES BIG BILL!

by NathentheDictionaryWriter February 11, 2022

Eating a slap

What Chris Rock did to Will Smith's slap.

Chris Rock was eating a slap from Will Smith

by therealprotagonist March 28, 2022

eating

eating is a very nice word.Eating is good for your health and is tasty.If you eat something healthy like an apple, it will ne good for you.Always eat because it is nice.But kids, dont try this at home.It will might infect the children that are 0-2 years old.Make sure you eat or else you might die.I have a friend named logan that likes eating so much he is as fat as a beach ball.My brother called Luke loves eating and fatter than logan.

I am eating a juicey round and fat apple. I like eating my fingers and my friends toes.

by A ramdom peraon May 15, 2022